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Kori no suisokukan aquarium

Running an aquarium is a lot of work. To keep the fish alive requires constant attention to food consumption, water quality, temperate, etc. If that’s too much for you to handle though, you could always just freeze all your fish to death and open up as a work of art. That seems to be what they did at the Kori no Suizokukan aquarium in Kesennuma, Japan. Here you can put on a fur coat, walk around a freezing cold building, and see what fish would look like if they were still alive! And just a warning, we don’t recommend tapping on the glass – not only is it like spitting on the grave of a fish but it also might crack.

If you whine about taking a trip to an art museum, just wait till you get dragged along to the Icelandic Phallological Museum – it will make even the Holocaust Museum will seem like Chuck E Cheese’s. That’s because the Icelandic Phallological Museum is a museum dedicated to penises… Opened in 1997, the museum contains over 80 different specimens of specimens – if you know what I mean…

This guy (the curator)knows his penises...

MOBA (Museum of bad art)

Have you ever been to an art museum and wondered how the hell some of the crappy paintings made it in there? Well at the MOBA in Boston, you won’t have to. At MOBA, they call art what it often is… Crap. The MOBA takes laughable works by artists, both respected and unknown.

See the whole current collection.

Toilet seat art museum

For everything that’s made, there is someone who collects it. Perhaps there is no better proof of that than Barney Smith, a man who has amassed a large enough toilet seat collection to fill a museum. The museum, located in San Antonio, TX is home to over 1,000 toilet seats, most are decorated in some fashion and able to be bought if one were so inclined.

Hair museum

Independence, MO is home to Leila’s Hair Museum. The musem opened by former barber, Leila, is home to over 159 “wreaths” of hair and over 2,000 pieces of art or jewelry containing or made of hair.